My Online Profile

If you read NOTHING on my profile, SKIP TO THE BOTTOM AND READ #7. Save me and yourself the trouble.

Hi! I'm (insert awesome name here) and to be upfront, I am looking to hang out, make friends, date, go out, ect ect with-out commitment. I am not opposed to it, just not actively looking for it. I feel that a great relationship begins with an amazing friendship. Which is something that takes time to develop.

It says to talk about your interests and what nots.... well here it goes!

I am a social work student slated to graduate in a year. I can't wait! Hopefully when I get done I will be going for my Masters degree in nursing after I work for a little while.

I am highly goal driven and once I set my eye on something, people best get outta the way. I have worked hard for everything I have and nothing has been handed to me. I am one of those "get what I want" type of girls.

Outside of school life I enjoy a few activities like spending time with my amazing friends, reading, or playing with my dog.

People will often say that the skin is the bodies larges erogenous organ. (If you don't know what erogenous means, Google it and please don't email me.) I don't tend to agree. For me, it's the brain. Nothing, absolutely nothing appeals to me more than intelligence. You are not required to be Einstein, but you are required to be able to keep up in a conversation with me. Its amazing how many cannot. Nothing between the ears? So sorry, nothing between my legs.

I am horribly blunt and kinda a **** at times. Trust me, that only comes out when someone is repeatedly stupid. I tend to lack a filter between my brain and mouth, what I think pops out more often than not. I have a horribly gross and perverse sense of humor on top of it all.

Speaking of babies, I have a 5 year old Pit Bull and a beautiful kitty that live with me. Oh and 2 snakes. a 6ft Black Pine, and a 3 ft Columbian Red Tail. My dog is firmly believes she is a 5lb lap dog, has severe mommyitis, is brilliant and I rescued her from the streets. My cat is also a rescue, thinks she can talk (and talks a lot) and is a huge attention whore.

Really you should email me because I am just awesome like that. I am never short of intellectual and entertaining conversation or amusing quirks. I love having fun and meeting new people as well as doing or trying new and different things. Plus I have really, really ridiculous stories, all true too. :)

Me = Awesome, You = Awesomeness

Me + You = awesome awesomeness... or.... SUPER AWESOME!

(I have moments where I can be just a tad (understatement) bit retarded, that was one of them. Enjoy!)

I have to add, after a plethora of emails that I:
(This list is getting longer by the day...)
(If your not careful, you may end up on my list...)

1. Do not speak ebonics or engrish and HATE emails with a lack of grammer use.
2. Don't do stupid. Really now? Don't email me with Hey! Wanna F*** because that's going to get you laughed at. Intelligence is the biggest turn on.
3. If your profile states anywhere in it "I hate filling these things out" Seriously. Its ONLINE DATING! If you hate it so much grow a pair and go meet a person somewhere off the internet. It only makes you sound like whiny lil ****.
4. Am not here for your amusement. I am here for mine. I will not text/cyber/webcam or meet you after 2 emails. I will however harass the sh*tout of you for expecting that.
5. I DON'T DO ONE NIGHT STANDS
6. I don't **** stupid
7. If you have never had, are not willing to get, cannot provide or have no IDEA what I mean when I say sexual health paperwork and the different diseases that encompasses.... DO NOT BOTHER EMAILING ME! My vagina is nice and healthy and I like to keep it that way. Not a fan of having an internal petri dish in my pants.
8. Just because #7 is listed does NOT mean I am going to run off and fcuk you just because you have paperwork. It takes more than that to get in my pants.
9. Learn to court a lady. Charm her.
10. 99.999...% of the time I am not interested in ****ing you.
11. Yes, I have a cell phone, yes I have texting, no your not getting my number, no I am not texting you. So please, don't embarrass yourself and save yourself some rejection. If I want your number, I will ask for it.
12. Having a penis (I don't care if it is the size of New Jersey.) does NOT qualify you as "Having what it takes."